Has anyone seen Rashida Jones and Christine Taylor in the same room?
I’m convinced they’re the same person. Apart from the fact that it looks as if contact lenses, hair dye and fake tan are the only things disguising their indiscernibly identical genetic material, they also both play significant enough roles in two of my favourite television shows, the US Office and Arrested Development. The evidence stacks up.
A friend of mine with particularly keen mental faculties attempted to discredit my point of view by showing that a Google Image Search failed to yield results showing Brad Pitt and Taylor in the same photograph; ergo, Pitt, Taylor and Jones are all the same person. I’ve always respected Pitt’s astounding flexibility in portraying a varied range of believable characters and identities, but I had no idea his talents extended as far as a convincing role playing Zooey in I Love You, Man.
